趣味图片英语笑话：lion 狮子（双语）

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are you aware there are only 645 lions left in central and west africa?

你意识到在非洲中部和西部只剩下645只狮子吗？

how about my social life!? when i was in college,i had like 20 friends, now it's down to 3, and if this continues , by the time i'm forty the group will be extinct

那你认为我的社交怎么样！？当我在大学时我有20个朋友，现在降到3个，如果这样持续下去，到我四十岁时这个群体就会不在了

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