看笑话学英语73:Do Remember not to Smoke记得别吸烟
听笑话学英语73:Do Remember not to Smoke记得别吸烟
A much worried patient walked into doctor's office asking for help:
候诊室里坐着一位忧心忡忡的病人，当医生传唤他时，他满面愁容地说：
"Doctor, I don't know what to do. I accidentally drank a bottle of gasoline yesterday!"
“医生，怎么办？我昨天误喝下一瓶汽油！”
"Oh,...Don't worry! All you have to remember is not to smoke in the next few days!"
医生回答他说：“喔..沒关系啦！记得这几天不要抽烟！”
英语单词短语学习：
1 accidentally
adv. 意外地；偶然地
eg：I accidentally broke a glass.
我不小心把玻璃杯摔了。
短语
accidentally injure 误伤 ; 无意中伤人
Accidentally Quit 意外中断
Accidentally on 一不留神就
Accidentally deleted 不小心删除了
accidentally meet 偶然遇见
Accidentally Dizzy 偶晕
Accidentally Discovered 无意中发现
She Accidentally 她不小心
Accidentally beat 意外地击败
2 gasoline
n. 汽油
短语
aviation gasoline [航,油气] 航空汽油 ; [航,油气] 航空燃油
natural gasoline [油气] 天然汽油 ; 稳定轻烃 ; [油气] 自然汽油 ; 凝析油
cracked gasoline [油气] 裂化汽油 ; [油气] 裂解汽油
gasoline filter 滤油器 ; 汽油滤清器 ; 汽油滤器 ; 汽油过滤器
gasoline motor 汽油发动机 ; 汽油策念头 ; 汽油机 ; 汽油动员机
regular gasoline 普通汽油 ; 常规汽油 ; 经常汽油
clear gasoline 无铅汽油
car gasoline [车辆] 车用汽油
absorption gasoline [油气] 吸收汽油
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