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英汉双语笑话习题簿11.4.27

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      Cat chasing a mouse was, into a flower shop. Mouse found Molugetao, comfortable Picking up a bouquet of roses when weapons, as strong resistance. Cat 1:00 shocked, immediately Dixialetou, shy and said: "Sigui, too sudden a……"    一只老鼠被猫追赶,误入花店。老鼠发现无路可逃,顺手抱起一束玫瑰花当武器,作顽强抵抗。猫一时惊呆了,立马低下了头,羞涩地说:“死鬼,太突然了……”                                                     

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