英语幽默小故事带翻译： Gifted children 神童（中英双语）
135.Gifted children
135.神童
I taught a "gifted and talented"class made up of particularly bright fifth-and-sixth graders. In the midst of a lesson on the power of observation, I realized that I was wearing two different styles of shoes. Trying to be as inconspicuous as possible，I moved behind my desk and concluded the lesson from there，thankful that the students didn't seem to have noticed.
我教的一个“高智商”班的学生全都是五六年级里挑出来的。有一次上课，当讲观察的能力时，我突然发现自己穿错了鞋，两只鞋一样一只。我尽量装成没事的样子，走动的范围只限于讲台桌的长度，一直到上完课我也没离开。感谢上帝，学生们看上去什么都没发现。
The next day，I discovered that my lesson had been learned all too well. Before me sat a class of bright, smiling students—each wearing mismatched shoes.
第二天，我才领略到我的课被学生理解得有多么透彻。坐在我面前的这群聪明、可爱、面带微笑的学生，他们每个人都穿着不同样式的两只鞋。
本文地址：http://www.dioenglish.com/writing/humor/11825.html
相关文章
-
Pride and Poverty
A young man, who appeared to enjoy robust health, was begging in the streets of Madrid. He applied to a gentleman, who, on looking at him, could not help saying to h...
2018-11-17 英语笑话 -
他的成绩为什么这么差。
One semester when my brother, Peter, attended the University of Minnesota, an art-student friend of his asked if he could paint Peter’s portrait for a class assignment .P...
2018-11-28 英语笑话 -
Family Joke(3)
A man goes on a 2-month business trip to Europe and leaves his cat with his brother. Three days before his return he calls his brother. Brother 1：So how is my cat doing？ Brother 2：He‘s Dead B...
2018-12-29 英语笑话 -
英语幽默笑话30秒Unit32：Smaller Fish 小鱼(双语)
Smaller Fish 小鱼Two men were in a restaurant and order fish,有两名男子在餐厅点鱼。The waiter brought a dish with two fish,服务生端来装着两条鱼的盘子，one larger than the other.其中一条鱼比另...
2018-10-31 英语笑话 -
英汉双语笑话习题簿2011.5.30
A newspaper organized a contest for the best answer to the question: "If a fire broke out in the Louvre, and if you could only save one painting, which one would yo...
2018-11-24 英语笑话 -
英文笑话:Heart Attack
A middle aged woman has a heart attack and is taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she has a near death experience. During that experience she sees God and ask if this is it. ...
2018-12-26 英语笑话 -
趣味图片英语笑话：Jennifer and Adam詹妮弗和亚当（双语）
jennifer and adam were happy teenagers but now sexuality was approaching詹妮弗和亚当是快乐的少年，但是现在性接近了 更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、英语幽默小故事 相关...
2018-11-03 英语笑话 -
外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹151：邮箱(中英)
A blonde went outside to check her mailbox, and her neighbor kept an eye on her, she had no mail, so she went back inside her house. Two minutes later, the same blonde went outside for the 2n...
2018-11-01 英语笑话 -
29. Im a Police Officer
when my husband, jack, was a police officer, he once approached a home guarded by two ferocious dogs. they lunged at the scree...
2018-10-27 英语笑话
