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英语幽默小故事带翻译: Chatting 谈话(中英双语)

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136.Chatting

136.谈话

First woman:"Working full time and trying to do the housework really gets to me. After work yesterday I came home and washed the clothes and the dishes. Tomorrow I have to wash the kitchen floor and the front windows..."

第一个妇女:“工作一整天后还要做家务,可真够我受的。你看,我回家后要洗衣服、洗碗。明天,我还要擦洗厨房的地板和前门的窗户……”

Second woman:"What about your husband?"

第二个妇女:“那你丈夫呢?”

First woman:"Absolutely not! He can wash himself.”

第一个妇女:“他绝不用我洗,他自己会洗。”

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