英语幽默小故事带翻译：Fashion 赶时髦（中英双语）
119.Fashion
119.赶时髦
At the bank where I was employed as a teller we were not allowed to eat while working. But one day，five months pregnant，I was ravenous. I opened a bag of potato chips and started to devour them. Just then I spotted one of our best customers and his wife heading my way. Quickly, I wiped my mouth and greeted them. As I processed their transaction，I noticed they were looking at me oddly.
在银行我做出纳员，这里规定工作时不许吃东西。但有一天，我因怀孕五个月有点嘴馋，打开了一包土豆片，开始偷吃起来。这时，我看见一个熟悉的顾客和他的妻子朝我的窗口走来。我匆忙地擦了一下嘴，向他们打了个招呼。当我在给他们办理业务时，我注意到他们一直用一种异样的目光看着我。
On their way out, the man said,“I don't understand these young people.”
在他们往外走的路上，那个男的说:“我真搞不懂这些年轻人。’，
"Dear，that's a fashion statement，”his wife explained."It's a new type of brooch.”
“亲爱的，那是新潮。”他的妻子说;“那是一种新型的胸针饰物。”
I looked down to see what could have caused such controversy. To my horror，a large potato chip was resting neatly on my left shoulder.
我低头上下打量了一下我自己，想找到是什么东西引起了他们这样说我。使我大吃一惊的是，一大块土豆片稳稳当当地落在我的左肩上。
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