英语幽默小故事带翻译：Trained carpenters 训练有素的木匠（中英双语）
128. Trained carpenters
128.训练有素的木匠
While carpenters were working outside the old house I had just bought，I busied myself with indoor cleaning. I had just finished washing the floor when one of the workmen asked to use the bathroom. With dismay I looked from his muddy boots to my newly scrubbed floors. "Just a minute，”
I said，thinking of a quick solution. "I'll put down newspapers. "
木匠工人在我刚买的房子外边干活，我忙着房内的清洁工作。就在我刚擦完地板时，一位工人进来要求用一下洗手间，我看了看他的脏靴子，又看了看新擦的地板，说道:“等一会儿，”我边说边考虑对策。“让我先在地上铺层报纸吧。”
" That's all right，lady，”he responded.”I'rn already trained. "
“没关来的，太太，”他回答说:“我己受过训练了。”
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