趣味图片英语笑话：selfie 自拍（双语）
Leonardo, are you done soon?
莱昂纳多,你快完成了吗?
You've been up here for 4 months ...
你在这里已经4个月了…
In earlier ages a selfie was a bit more impressive
在早期的自拍更令人印象深刻
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