看笑话学英语53:Five Hundred Times五百遍
听笑话学英语53:Five Hundred Times五百遍
In the traffic court of a large mid-western city, a young lady was brought before the judge to answer a ticket given her for driving through a red light.
在中西部一个大城市的交通法庭里，一位年轻女士被带到法官面前，她由于开车闯红灯被开了罚单。
She explained to his honor that she was a school teacher and requested an immediate disposal of her case in order that she might hasten on to her classes. A wild gleam came into the judge's eye.
女士向法官解释，她是一名学校老师，请求法官马上处理她的案子，以便可以赶回去上课。
"You are a school teacher, eh?" said he. "Madam, I shall realize my lifelong ambition. Sit down at that table and write 'I went through a red light' five hundred times."
法官眼中闪过一丝狡黠，说道：“你是学校的老师，对吗？女士，我马上要实现我毕生的愿望了。在那张桌子旁坐下，写‘我开车闯了红灯’500遍。”
英语单词短语学习：
1 disposal
n. 处理；支配；清理；安排
eg：Do you have this information at your disposal?
这个资料你能随意使用吗？
短语
sewage disposal [环境] 污水处置 ; [环境] 污水处理 ; 污水排放 ; 排污
garbage disposal 垃圾处理机 ; 垃圾处理 ; 处理垃圾 ; 废物处理
disposal site 卸泥场 ; 废物处理场 ; 垃圾倾置场 ; 弃置地点
refuse disposal 废物处理 ; 垃圾处置 ; 垃圾处理 ; 废物处置
mud disposal 废泥浆 ; 泥土处置工程 ; 废泥浆水
watewater disposal 废水处置
ocean disposal 海洋废物处理 ; 投海处理 ; 海洋处置 ; 海洋排放
chip disposal [机] 切屑处理
effluent disposal 废水处理 ; 废液处理 ; 污水排放
2 ambition
n. 野心，雄心；抱负，志向
vt. 追求；有…野心
eg:His ambition is to sail around the world.
他的理想是航行环游世界。
短语
Naked Ambition 豪情 ; 赤裸诱惑 ; 赤裸野心 ; 天罗地网
Blonde Ambition 美眉的野心 ; 金发野心 ; 金发女的野心 ; 她的野心
secret ambition 水树奈奈 ; 唱片名 ; 水树奈
On Ambition 论志向
Burning Ambition 龙之争霸
Blind Ambition 盲人的雄心 ; 盲目的野心
Grand Ambition 宏图大志
of ambition 论野心
Eteranl ambition 我们战队
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