趣味图片英语笑话：TOILET SEAT马桶坐垫（双语）
PLEASE PUT THE TOILET SEAT DOWN!
请放下马桶坐垫!
YOU'RE A SUCH A FINE, LITTLE LADY! I WISH YOU HAD STABBED YOURSELF!
你是这么好的一个小夫人!我希望你已经刺伤了你自己!
If 'Romeo*Juliet' had ended more happily, and they had a normal relationship
如果罗密欧*朱丽叶能够高兴的结束，他们会有一个正常的关系
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