英语幽默小故事带翻译：Challenge 挑战（中英双语）
114.Challenge
115.挑战
A woman found a note on the coffee-shop menu:"We will pay you$10 if you order a sandwich we can't make.”She ordered an elephant-ear sandwich. After several minutes，the waitress returned and said，”Here's your $ 10,ma'am. We can't make that sandwich."
一位妇女在一家咖啡厅的菜单上看到这样一句话:“如果您点了一个我们没有的三明治，我们将送您十美元。”于是，她点了一个大家耳朵三明治。过了几分钟，服务员回来了，对
她说:“这是给您的十美元，太太.我们做不了您要的三明冶。”
“I'm not surprised," answered the woman.“Where would you ever get elephant ears?"
“我不会吃惊的，”那位妇女说:“你们哪儿能搞到大象的耳朵呀?”
"Oh，it's not the ears,"said the waitress.”We're out of those big buns,"
“不是大象耳朵的事，”服务员说:“我们把用来夹它的大面包用光了。”
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