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知行哈哈糖英语笑话之生活篇011:Beer for washing hair 啤酒是洗头用的(中英+)

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wo nuns were shopping and happened to be passing the beer store. 

两个修女外出购物,路过一家啤酒店。

One asks the other if she would like a beer.

其中一个修女问另外一个要不要买点啤酒喝。

The other nun answered that would be good, but that she would be queasy about purchasing it. 

那个修女回答说她是想喝,但不太敢去买。

The first nun said that she would handle it and picked up a six pack and took it to the cashier.

第一个修女说她会搞定,说罢拿起一提六瓶装的啤酒,来到收银台。

The cashier had a surprised look and the first nun said, "The beer is used for washing our hair." 

看到收银员的表情有点怪,第一个修女说,“我们买啤酒是用来洗头的。”

The cashier, without blinking an eye, reached under the counter and put a package of pretzels in the bag with the beer, saying. . .

收银员,眼皮都没有眨一下,把手伸进柜台下面,拿出一包椒盐饼干放到装啤酒的袋子里面,

"Here, don't forget the curlers."

说“嘿,卷发器可不能少!”

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