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我是管离婚诉讼的律师

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A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them. His curiosity gets the better of him and he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he's doing.

  "I'm sending out 1,000 Valentine's Day cards signed, 'Guess who?'"

  "But why?" asks the man.

  "I'm a divorce lawyer.

一天,有个男的去邮局,看到一位中年秃发男子站柜台边上,正往一堆带着心形图案的亮粉色信封上,仔仔细细地贴着“情人”邮票,紧接着又拿出一个香水瓶往上面喷香水。他实在忍不住好奇,走到秃发男子身旁,问他在干什么。
  “我要发1000张署名为‘猜猜我是谁’的情人节卡。”秃发男子回答。
   “可这是为吗呢?”这男的又问。
  “我是管离婚诉讼的律师。”

         

                        

    



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