趣味图片英语笑话：slave 奴隶（双语）
Can I help you?
需要帮忙吗
I am a biological being subject to laws of nature beyond my control ... A slave of time and space. I want to change that ... Any suggestions?
我是一个生物受制于超出我的控制的自然法则…时间和空间的一个奴隶。我想改变…有什么建议吗?
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