多给了您两份复印件
The CEO was scheduled to speak at an important convention so he asked one of his employees, Jenkins, to write him a 20-minute speech. When the CEO returned from the big event, he was furious.
"What's the idea of writing me an hour-long speech?", he demanded. "Half the audience walked out before I finished." Jenkins was baffled. "I wrote you a 20-minute speech," he replied. "I also gave you the two extra copies you asked for."
有个CEO预定在一个重要的大会上演讲，所以让一位职员简金斯给他写份20分钟的讲稿。这CEO从大会上一回来，就大发雷霆。
“怎么会想着给我写一小时长的讲稿？”他责问道，“我还没讲完听众就跑了一半。”
简金斯给整糊涂了。“我给您写了份20分钟的讲稿，”他说，“照您的吩咐，另外多给了您两份复印件。”
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