趣味图片英语笑话:Then and now 当时和现在(双语)

Why are you mucking out the stables?
你为什么要清理马厩吗?
I'm desperate! I need the money!
我绝望了!我需要钱!
I'm desperate! I'm trying to find myself!
我绝望了!我试图找到我自己!
Then and now
当时和现在
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