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On a family vacation to San Francisco, we were charmed by the many attractions of the city. Not wanting to miss China town, we asked a young man how to get there. “First you go left at the next light,” he said. “Then you keep walking until you can’t read the signs.”

好导游

我家在旧金山度假时,我被该城的美景迷住了。我们不想错过中国城,于是去问一位青年如何走到唐人街。 “先到下一个路灯往左拐,”他说,“然后就一直走到你们看不懂路牌就到了。”

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