初学者爱上英语幽默小笑话37：萧伯纳的智慧（中英）
2.Bernard Shaw's Wisdom
萧伯纳的智慧
In one dinner party, a capitalist eyed bony Bernard Shaw up and down, and said in all seriousness, "Look at your appearance, it really makes people believe that all the British are starving."
在一次宴会上，一个资本家上下打量着瘦骨嶙峋的萧伯纳，一本正经地说:“看看你的模样，真叫人以为英国人都在挨饿。”
Bernard Shaw, examining the potbellied capitalist, said, "But, I know as soon as I saw you the reason why Britain is suffering from famine."
萧伯纳审视着大腹便便的资本家说:“但是，我一见到你，就知道英国正在闹饥荒的原因了。”
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