趣味图片英语笑话：Rhino on Tinder 火烧眉头的犀牛（双语）
WHAT!? Only two matches!?
One in San Diego Zoo and one in Tanzania!
什么！？只有两场比赛！？
一个在圣地亚哥动物园，一个在坦桑尼亚！
Rhino on Tinder
火烧眉头的犀牛
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