Give up your seat to a lady Little Johnny says "Mom, when I was on the bus with Daddy this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady." "You've done the right thing," says Mommy. "B...
A: Which do you find more important, money or friends? B: Friends, of course. A: Why? B: I can always borrow money from friends. A：你认为钱和朋友哪一个更重要？ B：当然是朋友。 A：为...
An Mid-Westener walks into a hardware store and asks for a chain saw that will cut 6 trees in one hour. The salesman recommends the top of the line model. The Mid-Westener is suitably impre...
Wang-Ning, News network host hastened home by motorcycle after work., his girlfriend Liu-Chunyan sat behind him on the pillion, who was dainty and cute children p...
Unit 2 Wait till Next Year 等明年再说The woman was reading the newspaper as she and her husband were eating breakfast.
一位女士和她先生正在用早餐，她边吃边看报纸。“Did you hear about this, dea...
The school health forms had been distributed to the students with an error---the word "Sex" had been spelled with an "o". One mother, filling out the form for her son, wrote...
某电影里的英文字幕原文：
- Let's get married! I really love you.
- Are you kidding?
- No, I'm serious!
- Ok, Let's get married.
意想不到的中文字幕翻译：
- 和我结婚吧，我真的很爱你。
- 你是基丁吗？
-...
In a cinema during a performance one of the audience gets up, makes his way along the row of seats and goes out into the foyer.
A few minutes later he returns and asks the...
A woman answered her front door and found two boys holding a list. "Lady," one of them explained, "we are on a treasure hunt, and we need three grains of wheat, a pork-c...
