趣味图片英语笑话：Beards 胡子（双语）
I don't want to be part of this anymore. Beards are supposed to grow on manly men. Out in nature. With a rifle！I’m sick of vinyls with obscure, boring bands, crappy fixie-bikes and your pathetic obsession with coffee！ It ends now!
我不想再成为他的一部分。胡子应该在阳刚的男人身上成长。在自然中。和一支步枪！我讨厌乙烯基与晦涩，无聊的乐队，蹩脚的fixie牌自行车和你可怜的对咖啡的痴迷！现在该结束了！
Hipster experiencing the ultimate act of treason
时髦经历叛逆的终极行动
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