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趣味图片英语笑话:Brad 布拉德(双语)

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Your boy Brad seems a tad agressive...

你的孩子布拉德似乎一点点侵略性...

Don't sweat it. The kid gets it out of the system and doesn't smash up all our rad designer furniture back home... The awesome thing is we can always get a new dog! Life is really great that way!

不用意外。这孩子带它出的笼子,然后回家就没有破坏我们所有弧度设计的家具......最棒的事情是,我们总能得到一只新的狗!要总这样的话,那人生真是棒呀!

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