趣味图片英语笑话：How you choose your political stance 你如何选择你的政治立场（双语）
I don't relate to the way you look and dress, so I better have the exact opposite beliefs than you...
我和你的外表和穿着完全不一样，所以我会比你更好地拥有完全相反的信念…
How you choose your political stance
你如何选择你的政治立场
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