每日一笑(8.17)
昨日链接
Waste or Save?
Father: Oh, Jack, you have slept away the whole morning.
Don't you know you are wasting time?
Jack: Yes, Dad. But I've saved you a meal, haven't I?
浪费还是节约？
父亲：噢，杰克，你又睡了一上午。难道你不知道你这是
在浪费时间吗？
杰克：我知道，爸爸。可我还给您节省了一顿饭呢，是不是？
个人电脑问题,听力暂时不可使用,委屈各位词友了哦.
我提前发贴.......
小格言:细心做好每一件小事,接受每一个错误的现实.
本人小格言短缺,有没有好心人贡献给我呀.
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