初学者爱上英语幽默小笑话30：让我教你（中英）
8.Let Me Show You How
让我教你
A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work.
家超市雇用了一个年轻人，他第一天上班报到。
The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom,and said, "Your first job will be to sweep out the store."
经理热情地欢迎了他，和他握手微笑，之后递给他一把扫帚说，“你的第一份工作是打扫商店。”
“But I'm a college graduate," the young man replied indignantly.
“但是，我是名大学毕业生，”年轻人愤怒地回答道。
"Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize that," said the manager. "Here, give me the broom—I' 11 show you how."
“噢，对不起。我没注意，”经理说。“来，把扫帚给我—我教你如何做。”
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