看笑话学英语17:Mommy is hitting the bottle妈妈在砸瓶子
听笑话学英语:Mommy is hitting the bottle妈妈在砸瓶子
A woman was trying hard to get the catsup to come out of the bottle. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her four-year-old daughter to answer the phone.
一个妇人正在使劲打开番茄酱的瓶子。这时，电话铃响了，她叫四岁的女儿去接电话。
The child said, "Mommy can't come to the phone right now. She's hitting the bottle."
小孩说：“妈妈现在不能接电话，她在砸瓶子。”
英语单词学习：
1 hitting the bottle
砸瓶子，酗酒
2 catsup
n. 番茄酱
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