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英汉双语笑话习题簿2011.4.30

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Poet: I hope you've received the little volume of poems I sent you.
Woman: Oh, yes. It's very nice. I wonder where I've put it?
Her son: It's under the leg of the table, Mom, to make it steady.

诗人:我希望你已经收到我寄给你的那些诗了
女人:哦,收到了,收到了,很不错。哎,我把它放哪儿去了呢?
女人的儿子:妈妈,你为了让桌子立的更稳,把那些诗稿垫在桌子腿下面了。

练习:
谁是捣蛋鬼?答案:
儿子,呵呵                                                     

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