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汽车车名的幽默解释(纯属娱乐,并非对这些厂家有恶意攻击)

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~~~~~汽车车名的幽默解释(纯属娱乐,并非对这些厂家有恶意攻击)~~~


●ACURA本田美国版商标

2006 Acura RSX
Always Catching Up, Rarely Ahead——经常猛加速,很少窜到前边去
A Car Usually Rarely Appreciates——买了就贬值的车
  


●AUDI奥迪

Always Upside-down, Double Interest——经常翻车,两种趣味
A Used Dodge Incognito——一辆伪装的道奇

  

●BMW宝马

Autodiebe lieben den BMW X5(个人觉得BMW的车都长得不怎么样呀..嘻..)
Break My Window——砸我的窗户(这一条是世界上最出名的宝马外号,英语国家家喻户晓)
Bring More Women——多骗点妹妹(这个我喜欢)


●BUICK别克

2006 Buick LaCrosse Car
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer——丑陋无敌的汽车杀手
  


●CADILLAC凯迪拉克

1903 Cadillac Model A Runabout

2006 Cadillac XLR and XLR-V
Company Always Denies Its Lawful Liability After Collisions——撞了车公司不管赔


●CHEVROLET雪佛兰

因为颜色而已..嘻.觉得这样的车子的颜色很可爱..嘻..会想到乌龟..嘻.

Chevrolet France...(你不觉得这样很..%#&..嘻嘻.)
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips——长途旅行能听到每个气门的噪音
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time——便宜、老套、每次开走都很侥幸
  


●DODGE道奇

Dodge Viper SRT-10
Damned Old Dudes Going Everywhere——到处流窜的老家伙(世界闻名的外号)
Dear Old Dad's Garbage Engine——老爹的破发动机


●FERRARI法拉利

....我喜欢法拉利的车..Cool..呀.
Ferociously Elegant Racer Ravages All Roads Intuitively——疯子疯狂的毁路


●FIAT菲亚特

Fiat Stilo 2006
Found In A Trashcan——垃圾桶里找到的(世界闻名的外号)
Fix It All the Time——永远修理


●FORD福特

1940 Ford Sedan
Fast Only Rolling Downhill——从山上滚下来
For Old Retired Dutchmen——给老抠门用的(世界闻名的一条外号,Dutchmen不是荷兰人的意思,是指抠门、吝啬的人)

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