每日一笑：You‘re facing the wrong way. (6.21)
In a cinema, a lady turned round and said to the giggling schoolgirls behind her: "Do you mind, I'm trying to watch the film."
"In that case," said one of them, "you're facing the wrong way."
你看错方向了
剧院里，一位女士回头对后面正在说笑的一群女学生说：“如果你们不介意的话，我想看这场电影。”
“要是那样的话，”其中一个女孩子说，“那您肯定是看错方向了。”
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