每日一笑：The Careless Mother(7.3)
Tommy tore his trousers while climbing a tree. His mother told him to take them off so that she could mend them. "And you can stay in your room until dinner time," she said.
A little while later, she heard a noise in the garden. Thinking that Tommy had disobeyed her, she called out: "You bad boy, are you running out there without any trousers?"
A man's deep voice came from the side of the house:" No, madam.
I've just come to clean you windows."
粗心的妈妈
汤米爬树时把裤子挂坏了。他的妈妈让他把裤子脱下来以便她能把它缝好。“所以你只能待在你的屋子里，直到吃晚饭的时候。”
不一会儿，花园里传来一片嘈杂声。他妈妈以为是汤米没有听她的话，
于是就喊道：“你这个不听话的孩子，是不是没穿裤子就跑到那儿去了。”
这时一个低沉的男声从房子的另一侧传来，“不是，太太，我只是来给您清洗窗户。”
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