每日一笑：(7.24)
Teacher: What's your favourite state,Tommy?
Tommy: Mississippi.
Teacher: Then spell it.
Tommy: I changed my mind. I like Ohio much better.
密西西比和俄亥俄
老师：汤米，你最喜欢哪个州？
汤米：密西西比。
老师：那么，把它拼写出来。
汤米：我改变主意了。我还是比较喜欢俄亥俄州的。
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