我从来没有想过要存钱。
Husband: Before I married you, I never thought of saving money.
Wife: And now?
Husband: Now I'm thinking About how much I could have saved if I hadn't married you.
丈夫：在娶你进门之前，我从来没有想过要存钱。
妻子：那现在呢?
丈夫：现在我在想，要是没有娶你的话，我可以存多少钱。
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