每日一笑（9.15）

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接下来几天还是一边看笑话一边做练习，希望潴潴姐姐早日康复回来，也希望大家向原来一样支持这个栏目有什么做的不好的地方要指出来谢谢了。

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Wedding or Not

　　Uncle Frank, at 79, was a healthy and wealthy man, a lifelong bachelor. He courted a lot, he said, but "never boiled over-just simmered." On a whim, he decided to take a trip around the country to look up nearly a dozen old girlfriends.

　　Upon his return he exclaimed, "Whew! Thank goodness I never married any of those women - They're all widows now!

Notes:

　　(1) bachelor n.单身汉

　　(2) court v.向求爱；追求

　　(3) boil over 沸腾而溢出（本文指全身心地投入付出）

　　(4) simmer v.（做菜时）煨（本文指见好就收）

　　(5) whim n.一时的兴致；奇想

　　(6) look up探访

Exercises:

根据短文判断下列句子正（T）、（F）：

　　① Uncle Frank was very wealthy but poor in health.

　　② Uncle Frank never married in his life.

　　③ He had chased many girls, but had not married any of them.

　　④ He suddenly had an idea of visiting his old girlfriends.

　　⑤ He thought if he had married any of those girls, he wouldn't have lived so long.

要否结婚

　　弗兰克叔叔七十八岁了，富有而健康。他是个终生单身汉。他曾追求过很多女孩，但“从不过热----见好就收”。一天他突发奇想，决定四处走走，去看看他那些接近一打的旧时女友。

　　他回来即叹道：“嘘！谢天谢地幸亏我没娶那些女人中的任何一个。如今她们都成寡妇了！”

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