每日一笑（1.9）
辩护
“Your Honor,” the accused hit-and run driver’s lawyer pleaded, “that man who was injured must have been careless. My client is an experienced driver of more than 20 years.”
“If experience is the issue here,” the other attorney countered, “my client has been walking for over fifty years.”
“大人，”被告逃逸司机的律师辩护说，“那个受伤的人一定是自己粗心。我的当事人是一个有20多年驾龄的老手。”
“如果这里的问题在于经验的话，”另一位律师说，“我的当事人已有了50多年的走龄了。”
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