圆珠笔和马
One day a young mother was playing with her five-year-old son. Suddenly he grabbed her ball-point pen
and swallowed it.
"Oh, no !" cried the woman. "We must find a doctor."
She took her son, ran out of the house, ran out of the house, put him in their car, and drove quickly
to the nearest doctor's office. Taking her son by the hand, she rushed into the waiting room and
shouted to the nurse, "I must see the doctor immediately."
"I'm sorry, " said the nurse calmly, "but the doctor is busy." "but the doctor is busy." "But nurse,"
she said, "please! My son just swallowed my ball---point pen!"
"Well, " said the nurse. "I'm terribly sorry, but you'll just have to use a pencil."
一天，一位妈妈正和她五岁的儿子一起还玩耍，突然孩子抢过妈妈的笔，吞了下去。
“啊呀！”， 他妈说，“我们得去找大夫。”
她抱着孩子，冲出屋子，把孩子放在车上，把车子飞速地开到一家最近的诊室，冲护士喊道：“我得立刻见大夫。”
“很抱歉，”护士平静地说，“大夫正忙着哩。”
“可是护士，”她说，“她说，“求你啦，我儿子刚才把我的圆珠笔吞下去了。”
“噢，”护士说，“太遗憾了，你不得不用铅笔了。”
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