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While taking photos of a bear eating fish in the forest, two journalists found the annoyed beast turned around to chase them. In running, one journalist said to the other:"Can't run any more! What should we do?" "No idea. But one of us will have his photo on the headline (tomorrow)." replied his colleague.

两个记者在森林中拍摄熊吃鱼的镜头,忽然熊发现了他们并向他们冲过来,两个记者拼命的跑,最后都要跑不动了。一个记者说:“我们怎么办?”这时另一个记者对他的同伴说:“我也不知道,不过我们中的一个要上头条了……”

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