你为什么让女人生得那么美？
Man:Why did you make women so beautiful?
God:So that you will love them.
Man:But why did you make them so dumb?
God:So that they will lov you.
男子：你为什么让女人生得那么美？
上帝：这样你才会爱上她们呀！
男子：可你为什么又让女人那么笨呢？
上帝：这样她们才会爱上你呀！
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