free service
Tourist to Taxi driver:"How much is it to the Airport?"
Taxi driver:"That's five pounds twenty."
Tourist:And hoe much is it for the luggage?"
Taxi driver:"The luggage, of course,is free."
Tourist:"All right,just take that stuff along.I'm walking."
本文地址:http://www.dioenglish.com/writing/humor/19474.html
相关文章
-
你的小说有一个美好的结局
Young Lady: " Your novel has a charming ending."Author: " What do you think of the opening chapters?"Young Lady: " I have not got to them yet!" 年轻女士:“你的小说有一个美好...
2018-11-27 英语笑话 -
趣味图片英语笑话:The Bush People 布什人 (双语)
First encounter with The Bush People第一次接触布什人 更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、英语幽默小故事 相关文章和资料,请继续关注 英语作文大全...
2018-11-06 英语笑话 -
趣味图片英语笑话:Arctic animals 北极动物(双语)
北极动物的未来 更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、英语幽默小故事 相关文章和资料,请继续关注 英语作文大全...
2018-11-06 英语笑话 -
英语幽默笑话大全时尚生活篇09:戒除烟瘾(双语阅读)
第一部份 新鲜生活Unit9 Giving up Smoking 戒除烟瘾英语幽默笑话大全时尚生活篇09:戒除烟瘾(双语阅读)Health is not valued till sickness...
2018-10-31 英语笑话 -
英语笑话笑死人不偿命61: 这是个法律问题(双语)
It's the Law这是个法律问题A slender, delicate, immaculately dressed Englishman was explaining to the visiting American about British law.一位身材修长,举止文雅,穿着光鲜的英国人向来访的美国人解释...
2018-10-31 英语笑话 -
Classic humour stories(57)
The Same Service A man who had been married for ten years was consulting a marriage counselor. "When I was first married, I was very happy. I'd come home from a hard day down at the shop...
2019-01-06 英语笑话 -
英语幽默漫画带翻译:穿休闲服(双语)
Penguin: I’ve been invited to a party.企鹅:我被邀请参加一个派对。John: Then why so sad?John:那为什么这么伤心?Penguin: The invitation said “dress casual”.企鹅:邀请说:“穿休闲服”。...
2018-11-07 英语笑话 -
知行哈哈糖英语笑话之生活篇40:Morning sickness 晨起反应(中英+)
The neighbor dropped in on a friendand found her sitting at the kitchen table,staring blankly at a half-empty cup of coffee,her three kids squabbling loudly in the ot...
2018-11-07 英语笑话

