每日一笑 （5.8）
An Interesting Answer
Teacher: Which is farther away---Australia or the moon?
Bobby: Australia.
Teacher: Why do you say that?
Bobby:We can see the moon, but we can't see Australia.
有趣儿的回答
教师：澳大利亚和月球哪个离我们更远一些？
勃比：澳大利亚。
教师：你为什么这么说呢？
勃比：我们可以看见月球，但我们却看不见澳大利亚。
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