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  I have heard one sad story of a hitchhiker who went into a shop and saw the sign "Lift" but found it too heavy, then saw the sign "Pet Supplies" so he did, this wasn’t too bad but then he went outside and saw the sign "Compact Cars" and went to prison for ten years.
  
  A:一??搭?者,走?一家商店,看?Lift(千斤?)的?嘶`,看?Pet Supplies(??物用品)的?嘶`,看?Compact Cars(小??)的?嘶`,最後?s被????,判刑十年。
  
  B:我曾???一??倒楣的故事,有一??搭?者,走?一家商店,看?Lift?嘶`,想??一??千斤?,但千斤?太重,所以?]??;看?Pet Supplies?嘶`,??了一些??物用品,不???物用品?K不值????,所以罪行?K不?乐兀坏??他走出商店?r,看?Compact Cars?嘶`,他又??了一?小??,所以最後他被?T警逮住,坐牢十年。
  
  C:?段?其??是一??笑?,其中的Lift、Pet和Compact,?K不是名?或形容?,而是?釉~,意思分?e是:?起、?崦??罕猓?虼诉@段?的真正意思是:我曾???一??倒楣的故事,有一??搭?者,走?一家商店,看?一???嘶`上??著“?起?怼保?墒悄???|西太重了;看?一???嘶`上??著“拍拍商品”,於是就拍了拍,?也?]什?;但?他走出商店?r,又看?一???嘶`,上面??著“砸汽?”,?果被判坐牢十年。
  

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