Good & Bad news
An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings currently on display. "I’ve got good news and bad news," the owner replied. "The good news is that a gentleman inquired about your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death. When I told him it would, he bought all fifteen of your paintings."
"That’s wonderful!" the artist exclaimed, "What’s the bad news?". With concern, the gallery owner replied, "The guy was your doctor."
一名??家???廊老?，最近有?]有人?λ?钩龅漠?感?趣。“?有好消息和?南?ⅲ?崩祥?回答。“好消息是有一位元先生??你的作品，他想知道在你死後你的??????怠Ｎ腋嬖V他你的????担??桶涯愕?5幅?全都?走了。”
“真是太好了”，??家是喜形於色，“那?南?⑹鞘颤N？”?е?P心的口吻，?廊老?回答，“??的人是你的?生”。
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