say sir

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teacher: (to a new boy)what’s your name, my little fellow?

new boy: erbert arris.

teacher: always say “sir” please, when you are speaking to master. it’s more polite.

new boy: (apologetically) sir erbert arris.

要叫先生

老师：（对一个新生说）小朋友，你叫什么名字？

新生：艾博特·艾瑞斯。

老师：请你跟老师说话时要叫“先生”，这样比较有礼貌。

新生：（有点抱歉地）我叫艾博特·艾瑞斯先生。

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