He's just been to the zoo
A woman was waiting in a line at the bank.She was holding her little son in her arms. The little boy was only two years old. He was eating a roll quietly.
Finally the woman came to one of the windows of the iron railings. The little boy looked carefully at the clerk behind the railings. He then laughed happily and gave the roll to the clerk.
The clerk smiled and shook his head.
"Oh,no, darling,you can't do that here,"said the mother ,and then she turned to the clerk ,"Please forgive my son--he's just been to the zoo."
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