那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事140：和母亲一样的女孩
那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事
A girl just like mother
和母亲一样的女孩
No matter which girl he brought home,the young man found disapproval from his mother. A friend gave him advice. "Find a girl just like your mother-then she's bound to like her."
有位青年发现无论带哪一个女孩回家，总会遭到母亲的反对。一位朋友劝他说：“找一个和你母亲一样的女孩一定会喜欢她
So the young man saarched and searched,and finally found the girl.
于是这位青年人不停地找啊找，终于找到了这么个女孩
He told his friendly adviser: "Just like you said, I found a girl who looked, talked,dressed, and even cooked like mother. And just as you said,mother liked her."
他对这位朋友说：“正像你说的那样，我找到一个长相、谈吐、穿着打扮，甚至连烹饪都和我母亲一样的女孩。正像你说的那样，我母喜欢她。”
"So,一asked the friend,"what happened?"
“那后来呢？”朋友问
"Nothing,一said the young man. "My father hates her!"
“没什么，”青年人说，“我父亲讨厌她！”
单词＆词组
patron （对某人，某种目标，艺术等）赞助人，资助人
scald 烫伤，烫洗
outrage 暴行，侮辱，愤怒
faucst 龙头，旋塞，（连接管子的）插口
bilingual 两种语言的
senior 年长的，资格较老的，地位较高的，高级的
知道不知道
在法语系国家，一般通用的热水标志是用C代表冷水、H代表热水：不过在法语系的国家，C是Chaud的缩写，表示热水，而冷水却用F，即Froid表示。
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