美国偶像毒舌评委损人经典语录

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　美国偶像评委西蒙·考威尔把参赛选手骂得狗血喷头却不带一个脏字，可见参加选秀的人需要多大的忍耐力。赶快来看看这些话到底损到了什么程度。　　It sounded like cats jumping off the Empire State Building.　　听上去像一只猫从帝国大厦跳下来。　　I"m going to reach out with a hook if you don't shut up.　　如果你再不闭嘴，我就向里面甩个鱼钩。　　That was extraordinary. Unfortunately, extraordinary bad!　　你的表演很特别。不幸的是，特别地差劲。　　You have just invented a new form of torture.　　你发明了一种折磨人的新手段。　　If you had lived 2,000 years ago and sung like that, I think they would have stoned you.　　如果你生活在2000年前，唱成这样，人们会向你扔石头。　　There's only so much punishment a human can take. I can't take anymore.　　人类能承受的惩罚是有限的，我再也无法忍受了。　　You killed my favorite.　　我最喜欢的歌曲被你糟蹋了。　　It is a beautiful song when you're not singing it.　　你不唱它的时候，它是首好歌。　　You're like a little hamster trying to be a tiger.　　你像个小仓鼠要做大老虎。　　I think you looked as if you were half-asleep throughout the song　　你唱歌的时候，看起来处在半睡眠状态。　　I couldn't understand a single word. ... You could have been singing in Norwegian.　　我一个字也听不懂，你大概在用挪威语演唱。　　Imagine 22 horses and a donkey (racing), you just wouldn't stand a chance.　　想象一下，一头驴与22匹马赛跑，你一点机会都没有。　　It's like you were drunk. I"m not talking one or two bottles, I'm talking a crate.　　你看起来喝多了。我说的可不是一、两瓶，是一箱那么多。

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