笑话习题簿11.10

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JOKE:
   A listener called the disc jockey on the air at our radio stationto ask about the upcoming lunar eclipse.
   "The eclipse can be seen at 1:30 in the morning," the DJ told her.
   "That late?" the listener snapped. "I don't know why they don't schedule these things earlier,so kids can enjoy them too!"
译文：
   一个听众给我们电台的DJ打电话咨询即将到来的月蚀的事情。
   “凌晨一点半可以看到月蚀”，DJ告诉她。
   “那么晚？” 那位听众不满地说，“我不知道他们为什么不把这些事情安排得早一点，这样孩子们也能看了”。
NOTE：
1.disc jockey       音乐节目主持人
2.lunar eclipse     月蚀
3.snap             生气地说
4.schedule          安排　　
Exercises:
根据短文回答下列问题：
Why kids cannot enjoy the eclipse？　　
练习参考答案：
The eclipse can be seen at 1:30 in the morning，that is too late.

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