笑话习题簿11.1.12

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      Larry and Harry drove 500 miles to go fishing. They paid a huge sum to rent a cabin, a similar about to rent a boat. They fished for three days and caught only one fish between them.
   On the way home, Harry fiddled with a calculator while Larry drove. After an hour, Harry said, "Do you realize that this one fish we caught cost us almost $2,000?"
   "Wow!" Larry said, "It's a good thing we didn't catch any more." 　　拉里和哈里驱车500英里去钓鱼。两人花了一大笔钱租了一间小屋，又花了差不多同样的钱租了一条船。两人钓了三天，只钓到一条鱼。
　　在回家的路上，拉里开车，哈里拨弄着计算器。一小时后，哈里说：“你可知道我们钓的这条鱼几乎用掉我们2000美元？”
　　“哇！”拉里应答：“幸亏我们没有多钓到鱼。”
练习:
为什么拉里要这么说？
答案：
一条鱼2000，两条鱼4000，三四十二，五一劳动节，六一儿童节。。。反正钓多了的话，应该是很大一笔费用呢。。。

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