英汉双语笑话习题簿11.3.5

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   What a world of pathos in this： A barren room，illkempt children，a worn out patient wife，a dissolute husband，and weak．
   “Mary， you ought to have married a better man．”
   “John， I did．”    一个何等沮丧的情景：空荡荡的屋子，脏兮兮的孩子，精疲力竭逆来顺受的妻子，自甘堕落的丈夫，还十分虚弱。
   “玛丽，你真该和一个好点儿的男人结婚。”
   “约翰，我是这么做了。”练习：
玛丽为什么这么说？
答案:
千挑万选还是错。。~

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