英汉双语笑话习题簿2011.4.28
Once, a large rats and mice in a small Dongwai Walking. Suddenly, a cat blocked entrance, rear its ugly plunged. Desperately running rats, cats feel like work on the recovery. In Shanqiongshuijin, small rodents come back, shouting directed at the cat: "bark." Cat he was scared off. Big rats boast: "OK ah, but also single-handedly, formidable!" A small mouse Mohan, sighed and said that: "It seems master a foreign language is very important ah!"
有一次，一只大老鼠和一只小老鼠在洞外散步。 突然，一只猫堵住洞口，张牙舞爪扑来。老鼠拼命跑，猫就使劲追。 就在山穷水尽时，小老鼠回过头，冲着猫大叫一声：“汪汪”。 猫竟然被吓跑了。大老鼠夸道：“行啊，还会一手，厉害！” 小老鼠一抹汗，感叹说：“看来掌握一门外语非常重要啊！”
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