英汉双语笑话习题簿2011.4.29

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The patient is adamant. "Doc, I need a liver transplant, a kidney transplant, a heart transplant, a cornea transplant, a spleen transplant, a pancreas trans. . ." "What makes you think you need all these?" Well, replied the patient, "My boss said if I wanted to keep my job I needed to get reorganized."

这个病人显得很坚决。“医生，我需要做肝脏移植、肾脏移植、心脏移植、角膜移植、脾脏移植、胰腺移植和。。。” “你为什么认为你需要做这么多移植手术？”病人回答：“哦，是这样，我的老板说如果我这个人不重新组装的话，就别想保住我的工作！”练习：他结果怎样？答案：失业，呵呵~

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